Saturday, December 29, 2012

Microsoft ... Microcrap





As a writer I spend at least eight hours per day on the computer, and a good portion of that is wasted on wrestling with MS Word. Annoyances like:
  • chasing the pointer as it jumps around the page;
  • deleting and retyping the misplaced copy that results;
  • undoing the blocking of copy that mysteriously appears on its own, and is then deleted with my next key stroke;
  • struggling to undo the alternate characters (the blue ones on the keypad) that arbitrarily appear.
Before I cancelled the automatic updates, Windows would suddenly reboot without warning (wiping out whatever I hadn't saved), and to add insult to injury it would then send a pop-up to say that, "Windows has just updated your computer." No kidding!

A while back I purchased an update from Word 2007 to 2010 ($160), thinking it had remedied the above-listed glitches, but to my utter chagrin it hadn't. Moreover, when I saved my unfinished manuscript to 2010 it deleted the spaces between words on over 200 pages - (130,000 words)!

So why don't I complain? Believe me I would if I could, but unless you are writing to tell Microcrap how good it is, there is no "contact us" feature anywhere on their website.

In short, Microcrap is the best advertisement for Macintosh there is, and I'm sold on switching with my next computer purchase.




Thursday, December 13, 2012

The last bastard offspring in the great everlasting, never-ending genealogy of Liberal scandals, boondoggles and screw-ups.





[A repost of Christina Blizzard's column "Presto! Another Ontario Liberal screw-up." See the complete story at: http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/straighttalk/archives/2012/12/20121213-182727.html]

Provincial auditor general Jim McCarter produced a scathing report on Presto Wednesday (December 12, 2012), saying when all the costs are factored in, Presto stands to be among the highest-cost fare cards in the world.

And you wonder why it is that this province continues to re-invent the wheel when it comes to big IT projects.
They're invariably fraught with cost overruns and come in late and over budget -- if they ever get completed at all.

Which reminds me: Where are our electronic health records?


Thursday, December 6, 2012

Canadian history made boring...


I had reason to go looking for a Canadian web site similar to Legends Of America, an excellent history resource with some real ‘meat’ to it—meaning, it is history made interesting. It also features some Canadian characters who have played a significant role in American history, i.e. Pearl Hart, Bat Masterson, etc., for which there is hardly a mention in Canadian-based histories.

A veritable wasteland

What I found was a depressing collection of thumbnail sketches, afterthoughts  to American frontier history, a roll call of stodgy Canadian/British statesmen (John A. Macdonald, etc.), and lesson plans so dry you could strike a match on them.

For example, here is one lesson directed toward grade 3 students:

The earliest settlers who made their homes in the wilderness were known as pioneers.
Many pioneers of Upper Canada came from France, England, Scotland, Italy, Germany and other countries in Europe.  Some settlers went to other parts of North America and later moved into Upper Canada. 
They came to Upper Canada for many reasons.  Some came so they could freely practice their religion.  Some did not like the way their home countries were being run.  Some just hoped they could have a better life in a new country.

Interesting Facts about the Early Settlers
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in 1800, only 10% of the population lived in towns or cities - most lived on farms
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in 1800, the population of Upper Canada was 35 000
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before 1800, most immigrants came from America
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after 1815, large numbers of  immigrants started to come from the British Isles (England, Ireland, Scotland)
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between 1825 and the 1830's more people came from the British Isles than from America

(see the full lesson plan at: Pioneer Life in Upper Canada)

Is it any wonder kids find history “boring” and “irrelevant?”—That is if they study any Canadian history at all.

There is better (more interesting) history available

Admittedly, it wouldn’t be hard to find a more interesting perspective, but even here there is very little effort to promote it. With very few exceptions the major Canadian media are more interested in politics and scandal—oh, and Kate’s pregnancy—than promoting  Canadian heritage. Mind you, if they got their history from the above lesson, it is perhaps understandable.

There are interesting examples of Canadian history

On my own blog, Gerry B’s Book Reviews, I have reviewed several excellent histories that are in-depth as well as interesting. Some of these include:


In the near future, I will be launching a web site dedicated to finding interesting examples of Canadian history. Until then, I leave you with this vignette:

John A. Macdonald, first prime minister of Canada, trained all the Parliamentary Pages to serve him gin in the House of Commons, because it looked more like water than whiskey.




Wednesday, November 7, 2012

"The Donald" has found yet another way to look and sound like an idiot...

Item: Donald Trump calls Obama's election a "sham," and "undemocratic":


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

"Father" McGuinty's golden goose




This is probably the unkindest cut of all! 

Even after he squandered millions (billions?), and prorogued the legislature for another $300,000 in unearned salaries, he walks away with a golden handshake of $313,461.

But he's not the only well-paid 'rat' leaving the ship with his/her pocket full, i.e.:

Finance Minister Dwight Duncan and Energy Minister Chris Bentley -- who have also announced they’re packing it in before the next election -- could walk away with cheques worth $248,777.

Liberal leadership contenders former Liberal economic and development minister Sandra Pupatello, who chose not to run in 2011, and former environment minister John Wilkinson, who voters dismissed that same year, also each qualified for a $248,777 severance.

Former Tory MPP Elizabeth Witmer left her Kitchener-Waterloo office shortly after she was re-elected in 2011, sparking a byelection, was offered a $194,580 severance pay out.

Greg Sorbara, whose sudden departure from office launched a Vaughan byelection, was eligible for a $174,825 severance.

And this doesn't include pensions for life!!


So read 'em and weep, folks.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Friday, October 26, 2012

Male bashing ... The new spectator sport



For twenty years now, one of the highlights of North American advertising, especially on television, is what many call its male-bashing. Invariably, when TV ads show men and women together, the ads belittle men as ignorant, incompetent, loutish, or juvenile while heralding women as wise, mature, long-suffering adults. (For examples, see this Top Ten list from AskMen.com and for background (see this 2005 NY Times article). Men are always the butt of the jokes while women represent the smart consumers who are bound to follow the advertiser’s advice and buy the product sold by the ad. Critics often remark that were these stereotypes reversed, there would be a feminist uproar and the advertisers would be lynched in the streets. 

Most broadcasting codes have laws against "sexist" portrayals, but few are enforced unless it is the portrayal of women in a demeaning fashion. In fact, I have never heard or read an example of an advertiser being charged or prosecuted for 'male bashing.'

It's about time they did.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

McGuinty's legacy lives on




Dalton McGuinty may have gone underground, but he's still costing taxpayers $5 million dollars for nothing. That is on account of his closing the doors of the Ontario legislature on his way out. Nonetheless, MLAs (there is no such thing as "MPPs") collect their salaries while the legislature stands idle.

Meanwhile, from his 'bunker' at Queen's Park, McGuinty is still intent on freezing the salaries of civil servants while paying politicians to do nothing.

However, this is far from the last of "Father Goosee's" legacy we will suffer. There is still the $2 billion it will cost us ad infinitum for all-day kindergarten (read "extended day care"), and the mess he leaves behind from e-Health, Green Energy, ORNGE and the Oakville and Mississsauga power plant transfers.

Incredibly, there are still those who believe that he was a pretty good leader, but for me his name will go down in infamy for leaving me considerably poorer.


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Dalton bids us all a fond adieu ....



Like his ignominious rule, Father Goosee took the arrogant way out by not meeting with the people. In addition he shut the legislature down so he can rule from behind the scenes without any public oversight.

I mean, that's what "prorogue" means. It means there is no debate, no oversight, but McGuinty and his cabinet can still pass laws and do business by 'executive order.'

So, I will give him this. He was consistently arrogant to the end.

Good riddance.