Here's a good one....

The old Ontario Hydro debt was $7.8 billion, and the Ontario government has already collected $10.6 billion, but they're not going to stop collecting payments until 2015!

They claim the surplus is interest!!

To quote Christine Blizzard in the Sun Newspaper:

"Hello? Successive governments of all stripes mismanage the electricity system. They gouge cash out of your pockets to fix their mistakes — and have the nerve to charge YOU interest?"

But, wait, there's more laughs to come. In explanation of all this, this is what Bob Chiarelli had to say:

“There will still be increases in electricity rates moving forward, but we have increased very significant mitigation measures by the actions we’ve taken and also by these announcements today,” he told reporters.

What?....

What the hell does that mean?! There are no tricks to plain and simple language, but when a politician launches into bafflegab there is generally something underhanded going on. So here's a plain and simple message to Wynne, Chiarelli, Roseanne T. Leclair, and 'political has-beens' Bernard Lord and Sandra Pupatello:

Your policies stink - Your management stinks - And your government stinks!

and if you don't like my language, I've damned well paid for the privilege!